The Empire of Kan Chetopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.883 billion Kan Chetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kan Chetopian economy, worth 367 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 24,679 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kan Chetopia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kan Chetopia is ranked 120,292^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Vast for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,681 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.