The Most Serene Republic of Kan Fly Pro is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 18.676 billion Kan Fly Proans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kan Fly Proan economy, worth 653 trillion Cheesy Quavers a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,007 Cheesy Quavers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, extreme political groups are outlawed, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kan Fly Pro's national animal is the Throttled Warbler.

Kan Fly Pro is ranked 57,190^th in the world and 1^st in Ego for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,472.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.