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Most Primitive: 590thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 618thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,820th
The Pyramids in the Jungle of
Father Knows Best State
Trespassers will be eaten
The Grand Witch-Doctor Lord Nancy
Influence
Handshaker
Psychic and Palm Reader
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Karamuru

Population27.796 billion

LeaderThe Grand Witch-Doctor Lord Nancy
FaithShamanism-Animism

CurrencyDobloon
AnimalJaguar

The Pyramids in the Jungle of Karamuru is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Grand Witch-Doctor Lord Nancy with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 27.796 billion Karamuris are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The Karamuruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion Dobloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,158 Dobloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some magnifier-wielding Karamuris say The Grand Witch-Doctor Lord Nancy seems a little lacking in something, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Karamuru's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism-Animism.

Karamuru is ranked 292,037th in the world and 59th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -19.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Primitive: 590thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 618thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,820thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,361stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,803rdLargest Populations: 5,561stBest Weather: 6,398thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,006thMost Devout: 8,944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,236thMost Cultured: 9,645thMost Pacifist: 10,690thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,424thLargest Black Market: 13,091stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,021stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,024thNicest Citizens: 20,448thHighest Food Quality: 23,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,942ndMost Influential: 28,317thMost Patriotic: 28,599th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Karamuru lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Karamuru was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Largest Black Market, and Most Beautiful Environments, and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Karamuru changed its national leader to "The Grand Witch-Doctor Lord Nancy".
  • : Karamuru lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Karamuru changed its national leader to "Grand Witch-Doctor Lord Karen von Karen".
  • : Karamuru lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Karamuru lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Karamuru changed its national leader to "Grand Sissy Jaguar Lord Nancy de Blyss".
  • : Karamuru lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.
  • : Karamuru lodged a message on the Gypsy Lands Regional Message Board.

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