The Republic of Kashyyyyyyyk is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Chief Wooooookie with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.372 billion Kashyyyyyyykians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwookrrorro. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kashyyyyyyykian economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion yodans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,989 yodans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, Chief Wooooookie has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashyyyyyyyk's national animal is the leaflizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kashyyyyyyyk is ranked 1,111^th in the world and 1^st in Testregionia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,174.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.