The Plushy Armies and Queen of Kawaii Schoolgirl is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kawaii with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.397 billion Kawaii Schoolgirls are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 87.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 3,125 trillion moe points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,969 moe points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, love means always having to say you're sorry, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawaii Schoolgirl's national animal is the cuddly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wintonyism.

Kawaii Schoolgirl is ranked 6,773^rd in the world and 473^rd in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 190.82 kickbacks per hour.