The Doomlord of Kazzak is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.867 billion Kazzakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazzakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,963 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazzak's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kazzak is ranked 63,984^th in the world and 6^th in The Burning Legion for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 60.69 on the Bus Surprisal Index.