The Dominion of Keith is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 29.445 billion Keithians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keith City. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The powerhouse Keithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,309 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keith's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.

Keith is ranked 191,354^th in the world and 2^nd in Mount Niagara for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 552.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.