The Confederacy of Kelleik is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.588 billion Kelleikians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asoginia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kelleikian economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion Atoris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,815 Atoris, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelleik's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelleik is ranked 265,240^th in the world and 42^nd in Free Democracies International for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.