The State of Kennesaw is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor Jefferson Sweeney with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 3.868 billion Kennesawians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The Kennesawian economy, worth 217 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,290 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Governor Jefferson Sweeney has just been declared ruler of Kennesaw in an international press conference, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the fattest folk in Kennesaw look to be the happiest ones, and unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kennesaw's national animal is the bulldog and its national religion is Christianity.

Kennesaw is ranked 121,432^nd in the world and 16^th in Dixie for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,500.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.