The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin Keller with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.829 billion Riverdalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. The average income tax rate is 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Riverdalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,172 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Thrift shops are closing their doors, students are taught to count with all 9 fingers, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kevin Keller's national animal is the Beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Kevin Keller is ranked 5,316^th in the world and 2^nd in Riverdale for Largest Black Market, with 1,611 trillion Standard Monetary Units.