The Glorious Peoples' Republic of Khalite is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Father with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.476 billion Khalite enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth an astonishing 22,184 trillion woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 704,802 woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, and climate activists rejoice as electric sedans are replaced by diesel buses in gridlock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the bearcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Khalite is ranked 122,629^th in the world and 85^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,178.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.