
| Population | 28.665 billion |
| Capital | Khenala Prime |
| Leader | Prime Minister Andrew Seal |
| Currency | meseta |
| Animal | Sun Phoenix |
The Imperial Commonwealth of Khenala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andrew Seal with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.665 billion Khenalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khenala Prime. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Khenalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,793 trillion mesetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,231 mesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Khenala's national animal is the Sun Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Khenala is ranked 317,900th in the world and 2nd in Titan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Khenala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
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Khenala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
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Khenala, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
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Khenala was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
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Khenala, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
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Khenala's influence in Titan rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Following new legislation in
Khenala, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in
Khenala, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
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Khenala, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
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Khenala, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.











































