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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,221stMost Armed: 3,975thMost Patriotic: 5,873rd
The Holy Kibble Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
A Kibbles done good if a Kibble did it
Kibb
Influence
Hermit
Governor / Holy Supreme Kibble Eater
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kibbleberg

Population10.488 billion

CapitalKibblebergia
LeaderKibb
FaithKibbleism

CurrencyKibble
AnimalKibble

The Holy Kibble Empire of Kibbleberg is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Kibb with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.488 billion Kibblebergians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibblebergia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kibblebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,564 Kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural profit margins are on fire, spectating AI chess fans heckle players when they miss a mate-in-twenty-seven opportunity, civil servants are often voluntold to work for free, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Kibblebergians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibbleberg's national animal is the Kibble, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Kibbleism.

Kibbleberg is ranked 41,880th in the world and 1st in The Kibble Kingdom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,881.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,221stTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,975thMost Patriotic: 5,873rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,482ndLargest Governments: 6,772ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,190thLowest Crime Rates: 7,820thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,140thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,839thHighest Average Incomes: 12,843rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,868thLargest Mining Sector: 15,668thSmartest Citizens: 15,694thMost Efficient Economies: 15,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,223rdHighest Economic Output: 16,471stTop
10%
Most Cultured: 18,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,048thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,470thLargest Black Market: 19,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,037thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 25,397thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,632ndMost Devout: 29,639th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Kibblebergians.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, civil servants are often voluntold to work for free.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, spectating AI chess fans heckle players when they miss a mate-in-twenty-seven opportunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, agricultural profit margins are on fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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