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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,204thMost Armed: 3,873rdMost Patriotic: 5,844th
The Holy Kibble Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
A Kibbles done good if a Kibble did it
Kibb
Influence
Hermit
Governor / Holy Supreme Kibble Eater
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kibbleberg

Population10.334 billion

CapitalKibblebergia
LeaderKibb
FaithKibbleism

CurrencyKibble
AnimalKibble

The Holy Kibble Empire of Kibbleberg is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Kibb with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.334 billion Kibblebergians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibblebergia. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kibblebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,844 Kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Automotive regulators are throwing in the towel, all facts are created equal, future leaders of Kibbleberg regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibbleberg's national animal is the Kibble and its national religion is Kibbleism.

Kibbleberg is ranked 62,692nd in the world and 1st in The Kibble Kingdom for Largest Populations, with 10.3 billion capita.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,204thTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,873rdMost Patriotic: 5,844thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,497thLargest Governments: 6,728thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,057thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,261stHighest Average Incomes: 12,526thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,914thSmartest Citizens: 15,649thLargest Mining Sector: 15,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,331stHighest Economic Output: 16,475thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,943rdMost Cultured: 17,973rdLargest Black Market: 18,806thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,370thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,320thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,778thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,538thMost Devout: 28,915th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, future leaders of Kibbleberg regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, all facts are created equal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, automotive regulators are throwing in the towel.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy.

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