The Eternal Empire of Kibiri is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Birihani the Eternal with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.388 billion Kibirians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibiri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kibirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion Zewidochis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 171,368 Zewidochis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,219,631 per year while the poor average 7,957, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Kibiri isn't what it used to be, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, caroling is considered a public disturbance, and enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kibiri's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bitheistic Abatism.

Kibiri is ranked 9,042^nd in the world and 2^nd in Hulumet for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 43,521.84 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.