The Kingdom of Kiefersew is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.235 billion Kiefersewians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiefersewian economy, worth 211 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 171,222 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,539,559 per year while the poor average 2,386, a ratio of 645 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Kiefersew flights to avoid the pay lavatories, the swagger of covering up is unparalleled, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Kiefersew. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kiefersew's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Kiefersew is ranked 298,973^rd in the world and 988^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 45.99 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.