The Allied States of Kiev District is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.566 billion Kiev Districtians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The thriving Kiev Districtian economy, worth 533 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,697 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,380 per year while the poor average 12,469, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending recently hit a new high, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kiev District's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kiev District is ranked 252,254^th in the world and 1^st in Kiev for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.