The Capital City of Kigali is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Kagame with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 35.521 billion Kigalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Kigalian economy, worth a remarkable 7,476 trillion rwandan francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,479 rwandan francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government is spending billions of taxpayer rwandan francs to support "struggling" industries, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, modesty is treated with the side-eye, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kigali's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kigali is ranked 174,236th in the world and 72nd in belgium for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 152.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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Kigali was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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Kigali, gamblers often find their stakes burnt.
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Kigali, modesty is treated with the side-eye.
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Kigali, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
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Kigali, the government is spending billions of taxpayer rwandan francs to support "struggling" industries.
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Kigali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Kigali, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.
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Kigali, scientists take credit every time it rains in belgium.
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Kigali, legend has it Paul Kagame's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
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Kigali, the government spends millions of rwandan francs every year prosecuting spammers.

















































