The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Kilimanca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frederick William with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.751 billion Kilimancans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Williamsport. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilimancan economy, worth a remarkable 2,212 trillion Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,763 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Frederick William on Kilimanca's coulrophobia epidemic, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilimanca's national animal is the Harris Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Episcopalian.

Kilimanca is ranked 2,166^th in the world and 1^st in Mitteleuropa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.18 law-abiding acts per hour.