The Confederate States of Kilos is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Seth Andres with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.96 billion Kilosans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lillia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilosian economy, worth 843 trillion Kilosan Zens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 121,194 Kilosan Zens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,722 per year while the poor average 27,401, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, President Seth Andres's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilos's national animal is the Jaronese Mountian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Order of Rhydor.

Kilos is ranked 330,674^th in the world and 23^rd in Patriam for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -24.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.