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Largest Mining Sector: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th
The Mysterious Airship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
No it is not
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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King Carl

Population43.997 billion

CapitalKing Carl City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencylats
Animalgreat leopard

The Mysterious Airship of King Carl is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.997 billion King Carlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King Carl City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient King Carlian economy, worth an astonishing 26,667 trillion lats a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 606,131 lats, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, the government snoops on private internet connections, the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, and wealthy King Carlians never seem to hear the doorbell. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Carl's national animal is the great leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

King Carl is ranked 306,777th in the world and 1st in Hattrick for Most Cultured, scoring -695 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thMost Stationary: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Avoided: 41stLowest Crime Rates: 49thHighest Economic Output: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 203rdLargest Retail Industry: 268thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 286thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rdMost Patriotic: 629thMost Efficient Economies: 675thLargest Populations: 853rdLargest Black Market: 1,133rdLargest Governments: 1,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,540thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,724thRudest Citizens: 1,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,254thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,457thMost Influential: 5,413thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,235thFattest Citizens: 7,367thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,837thMost Developed: 8,258thMost Secular: 8,623rdSmartest Citizens: 12,616thNudest: 13,064thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,344thHealthiest Citizens: 16,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,016thMost Conservative: 21,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,934th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, wealthy King Carlians never seem to hear the doorbell.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.

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