Population | 43.997 billion |
Capital | King Carl City |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | lats |
Animal | great leopard |
The Mysterious Airship of King Carl is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.997 billion King Carlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King Carl City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient King Carlian economy, worth an astonishing 26,667 trillion lats a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 606,131 lats, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, the government snoops on private internet connections, the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, and wealthy King Carlians never seem to hear the doorbell. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Carl's national animal is the great leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.
King Carl is ranked 306,777th in the world and 1st in Hattrick for Most Cultured, scoring -695 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, wealthy King Carlians never seem to hear the doorbell.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in King Carl, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.