The Holy Empire of King Orc is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.913 billion King Orcians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The strong King Orcian economy, worth 668 trillion Diamonds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,734 Diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Orc's national animal is the Butterfly.

King Orc is ranked 269,086^th in the world and 3^rd in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.66 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.