
| Population | 8.33 billion |
| Capital | Nesher |
| Leader | Ouriel |
| Faith | Orthodox Judaism |
| Currency | Black Platinum |
| Animal | Fire Eagle |
The Most Extra Armed Republic of King Paul walker is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ouriel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.33 billion King Paul walkerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nesher. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient walkerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,510 trillion Black Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 301,410 Black Platinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
King Paul walkerians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, vacationing King Paul walkerians expect to be treated as royalty, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Paul walker's national animal is the Fire Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Judaism.
King Paul walker is ranked 319,130th in the world and 3rd in State of Israel for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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King Paul walker, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under.
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King Paul walker, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
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King Paul walker, vacationing King Paul walkerians expect to be treated as royalty.
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King Paul walker was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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King Paul walker's influence in State of Israel fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Following new legislation in
King Paul walker, King Paul walkerians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
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King Paul walker, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in
King Paul walker, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
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King Paul walker's influence in State of Israel rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Following new legislation in
King Paul walker, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.












































