The Empire of King Weezy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Weezy with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.727 billion Weezyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The powerhouse Weezyian economy, worth 195 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,616 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers get their license without taking the test, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. King Weezy's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

King Weezy is ranked 11,163^rd in the world and 18^th in United Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.31 percentage of bribes refused.