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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 51st
The Golden Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Infinite gold. Infinite greatness. Ooga chakkka!
King Yhort III
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kingdom of Khesda

Population18.487 billion

CapitalYhort Hukkenburg
LeaderKing Yhort III
FaithAtheism

Currencygold coin
Animalcrow

The Golden Lands of Kingdom of Khesda is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Yhort III with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.487 billion Khesdans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yhort Hukkenburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Khesdan economy, worth an astonishing 12,020 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 650,194 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive, Khesdan soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Khesda's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kingdom of Khesda is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 221,456.25 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 51stMost Patriotic: 80thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 114thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 137thLargest Black Market: 140thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146thHighest Average Incomes: 222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 252ndLowest Crime Rates: 323rdMost Armed: 344thLargest Governments: 438thHighest Average Tax Rates: 527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 641stLargest Mining Sector: 702ndMost Conservative: 724thHighest Economic Output: 746thMost Developed: 793rdLongest Average Lifespans: 851stMost Advanced Public Education: 960thMost Secular: 1,212thSmartest Citizens: 1,397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,966thHealthiest Citizens: 2,343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,569thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,392ndMost Authoritarian: 3,639thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,688thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,042ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,014thMost Income Equality: 11,125thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,861stLargest Populations: 21,380thMost Extreme: 27,631st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, Khesdan soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive.
  • : Kingdom of Khesda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Khesda, most foreigners can't name the leader of Kingdom of Khesda.

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