The State of Kishinena is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.095 billion Kishinenans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Kishinenan economy, worth a remarkable 1,842 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,399 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, Kishinena has designated District City as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Kishinena in an international press conference, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kishinena's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kishinena is ranked 255,776^th in the world and 6^th in United Arab Emirates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.98 law-abiding acts per hour.