The Principality of Kiwhet is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.793 billion Kiwhetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwhetian economy, worth 257 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 143,479 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 756,999 per year while the poor average 14,466, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

The nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiwhet's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kiwhet is ranked 12,692^nd in the world and 2^nd in RPS for Smartest Citizens, with 85.58 quips per hour.