The Republic of Kizibi is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 648 million Kizibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinami. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The strong Kizibian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,820 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, billions of Dinars are being poured into a space program, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kizibi's national animal is the The President, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kizibi is ranked 135,229^th in the world and 4^th in Northern Sea for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,820.23 Standard Monetary Units.