The Elder Ent Society of Kjab is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Treebeard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 34.655 billion Kjabians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangornia. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kjabian economy, worth a remarkable 1,969 trillion Gold Kjab Jewels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,831 Gold Kjab Jewels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, all prisons have been eliminated, the nation is completely gun-free, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is relatively low. Kjab's national animal is the Blue Bass of Kjab and its national religion is Entish.

Kjab is ranked 35,752^nd in the world and 2^nd in Trav khar for Nicest Citizens, with 18.96 average smiles per day.