The Holy Sword of Klagan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles and enforced nudity. The democratic population of 29.7 billion Klaganians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klaga. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Klaganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Krans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,324 Krans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most citizens in Klagan are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, Nihilism has been named as Klagan's national religion, John has just been declared ruler of Klagan in an international press conference, and Klagan has designated Klaga as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Klagan's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Klagan is ranked 285,029^th in the world and 2^nd in Seven Kingdoms of Westeros for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 402.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.