The Sultanate of Kohinouristan is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.201 billion Kohinouristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Industry and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The strong Kohinouristanian economy, worth 346 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,922 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, organ donation is compulsory, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohinouristan's national animal is the yak, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kohinouristan is ranked 100,473^rd in the world and 5^th in Regionistan for Fattest Citizens, with 11.27 Obesity Rate.