The Dictatorship of Koiopolis is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 107 million Koiopolitans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The strong Koiopolitan economy, worth 8.35 trillion Koimaes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 78,052 Koimaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, neighboring nations are tired of Koiopolis's big fish stories, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is well under control. Koiopolis's national animal is the Urban Grey Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Koiopolis is ranked 20,978^th in the world and 27^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,762.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.