The Dictatorship of Kolonial Federation is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40 million Kolonial Federationians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The thriving Kolonial Federationian economy, worth 2.77 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,145 currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,753 per year while the poor average 14,104, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kolonial Federation's national animal is the animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kolonial Federation is ranked 302,040^th in the world and 113^th in RPS for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 465.73 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.