The Kingdom of Korrindor is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Charles Ludwig II with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of public education, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.899 billion Korrindorim are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altenstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Korrinish economy, worth 499 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 128,226 crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,498 per year while the poor average 7,017, a ratio of 123 to 1.

The smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, charity no longer begins at home, life is short but human kindness is endless, and agricultural profit margins are on fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Korrindor's national animal is the aurochs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Anorien Church.

Korrindor is ranked 328,714^th in the world and 183^rd in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.