The Partially Recognized State of Kosava is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 873 million Kosavars are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stojnjë. The average income tax rate is 58.2%.

The Kosavar economy, worth 43.8 trillion Kosavar leks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,131 Kosavar leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, it is said that a Kosavar woman's work is never done, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, and the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosava's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kosava is ranked 27,112^th in the world and 2^nd in The Belkans for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,793.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.