The Pink Kingdom of Kotat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Riley with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.551 billion Kotatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uhok Central. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kotatian economy, worth a remarkable 9,418 trillion Ko-tain credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,726 Ko-tain credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can touch grass without leaving your computer, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", Kotatians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Kotat has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Kotat's national animal is the hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Agnostics.

Kotat is ranked 4,121^st in the world and 52^nd in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,954.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.