The Bone Land of Kovrastan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Lucifer with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 31.007 billion Kovrastanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kovrastania. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kovrastanian economy, worth 917 trillion Kodoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,593 Kodoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Kovrastan's border, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Kovrastan, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kovrastan's national animal is the Komo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellism.

Kovrastan is ranked 214,377^th in the world and 7^th in Vistulia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.26 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.