The Kingdom of Koyun is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Merinos with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.48 billion Koyunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koyun city. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koyunian economy, worth 304 trillion Koyun dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,687 Koyun dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Koyun Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, it's not uncommon to see royalty hitchhiking to the nearest party, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koyun's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koyunist.

Koyun is ranked 277,865^th in the world and 1^st in Turk for Largest Black Market, with 75.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.