The Republic of Kramera is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dimitry Kravchenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.276 billion Kramerans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krameria City. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The powerhouse Krameran economy, worth 229 trillion Kramers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 69,932 Kramers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kramera's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Kramera is ranked 7,135^th in the world and 1^st in The Atlantic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,339.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.