Population | 16.718 billion |
Capital | Tower of Gzemon-Shaflu |
Leader | Doomlord Kravoka |
Faith | Mastery over The Flesh |
Currency | Narkomian |
Animal | Gulrak |
The Psychocracy of Kravokia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doomlord Kravoka with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 16.718 billion Kravokians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Gzemon-Shaflu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Kravokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,458 trillion Narkomians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 266,668 Narkomians, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
It's always rabbit season, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Kravokia, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown. Kravokia's national animal is the Gulrak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mastery over The Flesh.
Kravokia is ranked 48,858th in the world and 5th in Codex Ylvus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Kravokia.
- : Kravokia was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Kravokia's influence in Codex Ylvus fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.