The Exhausted Llama of Krea Griopia is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.969 billion Krea Griopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Krea Griopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Grions a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,542 Grions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, bike rage is all the rage, there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krea Griopia's national animal is the African Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krea Griopia is ranked 81,041^st in the world and 1^st in CAA for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,214.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.