The United Socialist States of Krelldoria is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The democratic population of 23.669 billion Krelldorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Krelldorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Dongles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 63,709 Dongles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Raven, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krelldoria's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krelldoria is ranked 325,172^nd in the world and 2^nd in UDN for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.