The Republic of Kricivk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sean Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.263 billion Kricivkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krivich. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kricivkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion KRVKS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 165,175 KRVKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, a flying elephant and Sean Lee share the same nickname, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kricivk, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kricivk's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kricivk is ranked 282,047^th in the world and 5,144^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.62 kickbacks per hour.