The District of Kritin is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning quick pink fox population. The hard-working population of 21.078 billion Kritinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Kritinian economy, worth 861 trillion districtas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,869 districtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Kritin has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Kritin in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kritin's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Kritin is ranked 66,351^st in the world and 1^st in Crete for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,079.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.