The Holy Moon of Krynisza is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hellslayer said it first check them out with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.704 billion Kryniszans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Kryniszan economy, worth 47.8 trillion gold marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,659 gold marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can freely debate whether Hellslayer said it first check them out is a great leader or the greatest leader, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, cities are engulfed by smog, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Krynisza's national animal is the seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Axonic Thought.

Krynisza is ranked 305,800^th in the world and 154^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Average Incomes, with 17,659.59 Standard Monetary Units.