Population | 15.851 billion |
Capital | Hiroak |
Leader | Saladin III |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | peso |
Animal | cow |
The Sultanate of Kubleanata is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Saladin III with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.851 billion Kubleanatans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hiroak. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kubleanatan economy, worth a remarkable 3,457 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,127 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kubleanata's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
Kubleanata is ranked 285,375th in the world and 3rd in Sovereign Charter for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Kubleanata was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Crime Rates, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, Saladin III's personal home is one of Sovereign Charter's most notorious party destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Kubleanata, Saladin III is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.