The Fiannria Commonwealth of Kuhlfros is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Katrine Kreutzman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.882 billion Fiannans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridhavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuhlfrosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,762 trillion Talers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,194 Talers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, foreign football clubs wave the Kuhlfrosian flag before every game, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuhlfros's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Kuhlfros is ranked 286,279^th in the world and 35^th in Greater Ixnay for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.53 kickbacks per hour.