The Commonwealth of Kuwaria is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dia Kurosawa with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 23.112 billion Kuwarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiwi. The average income tax rate is 60.3%.

The Kuwarian economy, worth 835 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 36,145 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

A nation-wide cull of Iguanas is in effect, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Kuwaria has designated Kiwi as its capital city, and Dia Kurosawa has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuwaria's national animal is the Iguana.

Kuwaria is ranked 191,369^th in the world and 1^st in Tokyo for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 545.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.