The Confederacy of Kuyca is a large, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 196 million muyscas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish muysca economy, worth 5.18 trillion nyguas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 26,423 nyguas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuyca's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuyca is ranked 236,464^th in the world and 1^st in Hycha Guaia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 855.17 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.