The Midnight Walks of Kyanite Junimos is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.784 billion Kyanite Junimosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kyanite Junimosian economy, worth 591 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,012 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyanite Junimos's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kyanite Junimos is ranked 21,136^th in the world and 2^nd in Lisseum for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,144.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.