The Republic of Kyiv Slav is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.287 billion Kyiv Slavians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The Kyiv Slavian economy, worth 291 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,442 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,065 per year while the poor average 2,865, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyiv Slav's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kyiv Slav is ranked 246,816^th in the world and 1^st in Russian for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.